When Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo were still together, there was talk about engagement. Some truly obnoxious folks suggested that Romo might want to include a "porker clause" in their pre-nup, which would theoretically state that if she weighed more than 135 pounds during the marriage, she would have to pay Romo $500K. Haven't these jerks ever watched a sitcom? It's always the dude who gets fat! Jeez. [Chicago Now]
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