Every now and then, when you're giving yourself a moisturizing oatmeal mask before bed, you'll find your dude watching you. His look is a combination of confusion, intrigue, and maybe a little bit of -- is that jealousy? You can't help but pity him because you know how much he would love his post-mask, baby-soft skin, but sometimes he's so deeply entrenched in society's prescribed gender roles, that cleaning out his ears with a Q-Tip seems like too much. You want him to join in the fun -- it's FUN to remove dead skin! -- but you don't want to emasculate him. What's a girl to do? We say, lead the horse to Adriatic sea salt scrub but don't tell him what it is. Click through for some tips to get him to join you at the Russian bath house or when you're doing your bi-weekly blackhead removal.
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