Let's say that Shia doesn't have any of your personal emails as ammo. He will find other ways to embarrass you for decades on end. In 2003, Shia alleged that Frankie Muniz was throwing shade at him on the red carpet. This is unsubstantiated, of course. Just one of Shia's many delusions. Years and years later, while doing a radio interview, when given a compliment about all his number one movies, Shia read Frankie, saying, "While that's flattering as hell, you could have put Frankie Muniz into any of the movies I've been in and it would've still been No.1."
Frankie responded via Twitter:
"Dear Shia Labeouf. It's getting creepy the fact that you can't stop talking about me. It's been 12 years now. I don't know you. Thanks."
Drag queens, take note. This is how it's done. [DListed]