Look, if you're not the type to wake your SO up in the morning by Dutch Ovening them, that's cool. It's really fun though. You should try it sometime. But in the case that you'd like to be a little more discreet with your wind, try bunching up a pillow or a comforter under you ass and fart into it. It will trap both scent and sound, and leave your honey thinking that roses bloom out of your rosebud. HAHAHA! But seriously, this tip was given to me by a friend who heard about it from her friend who is an A-list actress who shall remain unnamed. So, whenever you do the Blanket Buffer, know that it's the preferred release technique of the rich and famous.
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