The Ship: The Sea Spice is a massive yacht with Union Jack-printed sails and trampoline floors.
Dress Code: Mini dresses, sequins, and 6-inch platform sneakers required.
Menu: Shepherd's pie, bangers and mash, Victoria Beckham's Patented Meal-Replacement Beverage, AKA water.
Route: Beginning in London and circumnavigating the earth.
Special Activities: Massive group singalongs, nightly slumber parties in the dining room, platform shoe fittings, Sporty Spice fitness boot camps, "How To Manifest Girl Power In Your Day To Day Life" empowerment forums.