7 Dream Celebrity Cruises We Really Wish Were Real
Passion Pit Sleepyhead Cruise 2014
The Ship: The Moth's Wings is an adult playground with a futuristic twist. Amenities include an oxygen room, fun ball pit, colored light globes, moon bounce, tree house bar and Jell-o swimming pool. Resident therapists on board and on call around the clock.
Dress Code: Psychedelic fantasy. Mismatched, thrifted suits, dresses made of bubble wrap, elaborate head pieces. Self-made costumes encouraged.
Menu: Astronaut food, molecular gastronomy, and flavored air. MDMA available upon request.
Route: From Seattle to Alaska in the dead of winter.
Special Activities: Body painting, plastic bubble relay race, glacier rave, deep sea bungee jumping, live performances by Passion Pit around the clock if Michael Angelakos is on an upswing, Passion Pit music piped through speakers if he is too depressed to leave his cabin.