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Nine Inch Nails' 2014 Great Below Cruise
The Ship: The Pretty Hate Machine is an all-black submarine that's undetectable by radar.
Dress Code: 1995 industrial metal chic, AKA baggy black T-shirts, smeared black eyeliner, optional studded dog collars.
Menu: The only food on the cruise is one hamburger displayed in a glass case with a sign that says "Something you can never have."
Route: Undisclosed, but rumored to be a journey into the heart of darkness.
Special Activities: Angsty dance-offs, screaming therapy, emotional journaling seminars, tear tastings, mosh pits, nightly screenings of "The Social Network" soundtrack.