The Ship: The Pride Of Canada is a decommissioned 1970s casino riverboat with flames painted on the side.
Dress Code: Distressed denim, Ed Hardy trucker hats, any items from Avril's anti-establishment punk rock clothing line, available at Kohl's stores nationwide.
Menu: Quesadillas.
Route: From Edmonton to Lake Winnipeg along the Saskatchewan River.
Special Activities: Keg parties, pole-dancing aerobics classes, "Look At This Photograph" art exhibits, complimentary Manic Panic hair dye, debut of the long-awaited Chavril duet.
