God, I just love these two and I'm always looking for excuses to draw attention to them. I find that they're at their best when assessing the girls on the runway of "RuPaul's Drag Race." Perhaps this is a good time to remind you that the All-Stars season premieres this Sunday. Yay! Anyhow, if reading is what you do best, do it as Ru and Michelle.
What you'll need:
1. Bald cap. [$3.99 Halloween Costumes]
2. Fake nerd glasses. [$3.50 Amazon]
3. Crazy leisure suit. [$38.99 Wonder Costumes]
1. A wig and anything that shows off your tatas. [$13.51 EBay]