My other favorite affair rumor was that John Mayer and Perez Hilton hooked up. According to Hilton, “There was chemistry between John and I. He sang in my ear. It turned me on … John said, ‘I’m going to outdo Perez tonight,’ and kissed me for five minutes. I would definitely take a lie detector test and challenge him to take one, too, if he denies it.” I would like to think that Mayer would fall for someone with better Microsoft Paint skills than Perez. And by Microsoft Paint skills, I mean hair. [The Deli]