Thanks to the genius who brought us Brangelina: The Untold Story of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, the internet is swarming with the rumor that Angelina Jolie had an affair with Lady Gaga. According to the author Ian Halperin’s website, Angie is “obsessed” with Lady Gaga and they allegedly recently hooked up for an all-nighter at the Beverly Wilshire Hotel. Guffaw. This guy is losing all credibility. It’s his fault that everyone’s obsessed with the demise of Brangelina and if Angie was going to have a lezzie affair, I think she’d go back to Jenny Shimizu. [Celebitchy]

The rumor mill can be a dangerous, relationship-straining runaway tornado, but sometimes, a rumor comes around that’s so ridiculously hilarious that it makes all the mess worth it. Read on for some other good ones.