Spears In A Blanket

Ingredients:

1 asparagus bunch

1/4 pound of prosciutto from the deli counter at the grocery store (have them slice it thin)

Olive oil

To Prepare:

Depending on how lazy you're feeling you can either steam the asparagus in the microwave or on the stove top until it's tender-ish

Take a piece of prosciutto and wrap it around each spear

Drizzle with olive oil for a phallic and delicious treat

Warning: if you're planning to do any golden shower business, you may want to skip this one because the asparagus is going to make your pee stink.


Aphrodisiacs Used:

Asparagus

Bacon (well, prosciutto is in the bacon family, so I think that counts)