Denise Richards as Christmas Jones, "The World Is Not Enough"
The Gist: In this '99 Bond movie Denise Richards plays a nuclear physicist named Christmas Jones who specializes in dismantling nuclear warheads. As if everything in that sentence wasn't unrealistic enough, shown above is the functional, safety-conscious outfits Christmas is wearing when she first meets James Bond. At a work site. Where everyone else is wearing hazmat suits. And her outfits only get smaller as the movie continues. Why We're Skeptical: Look, we don't know many nuclear physicists, but the ones we do know have never worn a crop top and hot pants to work.