5 Theories Explaining Ke$ha’s Ghost Sex
Theory #3: Necromancy Or Mediumship
Ke$ha sees dead people! As a budding medium or necromancer, she communicates with the spirit world by shtupping the hot and deceased.
Likelihood: Don't count on it. Somehow I doubt that Ke$ha has been developing her paranormal skills in her spare time. Although she did get into wearing that Native American headdress, so maybe she's dabbling in shamanism. If she has been sharpening her spiritual skills, I really hope she becomes a medium like Allison DuBois on "The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills." I fully expect her to get drunk and smoke e-cigarettes while she insults, I mean, reads people. CLASSIC.