Ashton Kutcher & Sara Leal

What we know for sure: Ashton Kutcher and Sara Leal did it in a hot tub in San Diego, which resulted in he and Demi Moore unfollowing each other on Twitter. Sara sold her story to Us Weekly. She may or may not be pregnant with his child. She smokes pot. There's trouble ahead for Ashton's marriage. Unless this is all an elaborate "punk'd" prank … but I highly doubt it. It's more like a "Two And A Half Men" curse. Show that you and your honey are cutting edge when it comes to sex scandals. As an added bonus, fool around in a hot tub at the end of the night totally guilt free.

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