On a recent episode of “In The Bedroom With Dr. Laura,” sexually dissatisfied wife Becky admitted that the only way she can get off is by humping the corner of her laundry basket, which she's had since college. She even confessed to preferring the basket her husband Steve's really "large" penis. There's no denying that clean laundry is sexy as hell, but it's clear that her feelings for the laundry basket run deeper than that.