Nearly two years ago, I wrote about all the reasons why having a plant is better than having a boyfriend. Then, recently, I landed myself an awesome boyfriend who is pretty much always available to listen to me in the way my plants previously did (and before that my childhood dog, Mandy).
Now, begrudgingly, I'm forced to admit that having a boyfriend is slightly better than having a plantfriend. It's just more edifying to have someone listen to you who talks back with kind words and intelligent insights and also wants to make out with you. (Friends are good for this kind of thing as well -- minus the making out -- if you're not with boyfriend at the moment.)
But just because I have a human companion, doesn't mean that I appreciate the sage wisdom of my plants any less. A big shout out to Liberation, Money Bags, Muffin Top, Spike, and Banana for always being there for me. Here's what I've learned from living with my plantfriends for the last six years, my plantitudes, if you will...
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