- Yellow posterboard
- Blue and green facepaint
Cut middle out of posterboard so just the border is left, then hang it from the top of your head so it frames your face and upper chest. Paint your face as planet earth--the rest is up to you. Would you like to be a hopeful cover? Use a marker to write "How We Reversed Global Warming And Solved The Crisis In Somalia" across your chest. Alternatively, if you're feeling pessimistic, wear a poofy headband and swap out the happy headline for "The Asteroid That Will Kill Us All."