Technically speaking, I was a late bloomer. I didn't go out on a date until I was in college and I didn't have my first real boyfriend until I was 23. But from the time I was, oh, eight years old, my fictional romantic life flourished. In my mind, I cultivated rich, deep and emotionally complex relationships with a small handful of celebrities I thought to be my soul mates. Let's take a walk down memory lane to meet the men I've never actually met who have been my Valentines over the years.
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.