We love a good cocktail just as much as we love analyzing the inner workings of celebrities, based off the personality traits presented to us via Us Weekly, Billy Bush's incisive commentary on "Access Hollywood," and their one true gift to us plebes -- their bodies of work. Maybe as you flip through a waterlogged InTouch, you wondered to yourself "What would Reese Witherspoon be if she were a drink?" Rest easy, friends. We've taken the legwork out of life's complicated quandaries. Curious? Click through...