1. Johnny Castle in “Dirty Dancing”

Probably one of the most beloved movies of all time for women everywhere, “Dirty Dancing” follows Patrick Swayze as he somehow turns dancing into sex and has the time of his life, which he owes all to you. I’ll be the first person to defend the awesome manliness of Patrick Swayze, but honestly he’s the only straight man in our time who can pull off tights while looking cool. Ask most guys to dance you to the end of love, and they’ll just nervously eye the door and make up something about a back injury.