"One was a professional blogger and honestly cared more about playing video games over his computer with his best friend than he did about spending time with me. There were many nights where, instead of us cuddling in bed, he would get out of bed, put on his little headset, and go play video games with his pals. It was AWFUL. And he used the word 'rape' a lot while playing, like, 'Dude, I just got raped in that last round.'"
"Another guy told me he had HPV and sometimes had genital herpes outbreaks. I know everyone has HPV; it's so common, yadda yadda yadda, but it freaked me the hell out."
"I dated a guy who refused to let me go down on him, or go down on me, until we both had been tested for STDs. While I admired his rah-rah-health standpoint, I had just gone to the gyno three months before -- there was seriously NO reason I needed to get tested again."
"9/11 conspiracy theorist. That's all I have to say."
"One guy was a lawyer for this prestigious NYC firm, Skadden Arps, and he told me how much money he made ON THE FIRST DATE. I'm not saying I wasn't impressed or proud for him, but it's a little rude to talk salary when you don't even know someone's middle name yet." — Jessica
"Another guy told me he had HPV and sometimes had genital herpes outbreaks. I know everyone has HPV; it's so common, yadda yadda yadda, but it freaked me the hell out."
"I dated a guy who refused to let me go down on him, or go down on me, until we both had been tested for STDs. While I admired his rah-rah-health standpoint, I had just gone to the gyno three months before -- there was seriously NO reason I needed to get tested again."
"9/11 conspiracy theorist. That's all I have to say."
"One guy was a lawyer for this prestigious NYC firm, Skadden Arps, and he told me how much money he made ON THE FIRST DATE. I'm not saying I wasn't impressed or proud for him, but it's a little rude to talk salary when you don't even know someone's middle name yet." — Jessica


