5. He sings! And well!
6. And plays guitar.
7. And oh, yes, dances, too.
8. He appreciates the musical genius of R. Kelly.
9. He's politically progressive and informed -- and participated in Occupy Wall Street.
I'm gonna be honest here, and tell you that pretty much all I know about Michael Bublé is that my mom really, really hates him and sometimes I bring him up to her just so she can tell me how much she hates him because it's pretty hilarious. I assume he must have come acro…