Hey girl. Bad news. Your heavily decal-ed, excessively red-and-green, badly doodled nail art is ruining Christmas. Not to be a Scrooge, but that melty-faced Santa on your thumb might as well be a lump of coal in my stocking. I'm all for getting in the holiday spirit and if you're headed to an Ugly Christmas Sweater Party, by all means, do your nails up to match -- but don't you dare fool yourself into thinking these 30 manicures are anything but ho-ho-ho-horrrrrible.