Ohmygodhelpme. I have fallen into a kids' costume k-hole and I can't get out. Warning to any man who sleeps with me in the next, oh, 30 days: don't trust me when I say I'm on the Pill. I'm not. If I say that I am, it's just because I'm desperate to have a baby of my own to dress up for Halloween next year. So, you know, if you aren't down for that -- but I won't make you pay child support or even go halfsies on a Dobby costume -- wear a rubber. Anyway, click onward for a whole mess of ridiculously cute kids' costumes...
According to the Associated Press, Arkansas police have destroyed the 2006 offense report for Josh Duggar, which detailed how the then-14-year-old had molested five girls, including his sisters, on the orders of Judge Stacy Zimmerman. “As far as the Springdale Police Department is concerned, this report doesn’t exist,” Springdale’s police representative Scott Lewis told AP.
Netflix confirmed today that “A Very Murray Christmas” will be streaming this December.