25 Types Of Olympic Athletes And The Reasons To Have Sex With Them
Track & Field Competitor/Soccer Player
These guys run faster than a mutha-bleeper. This will be useful, not for you so much, but for them, when, in the morning after when you awaken to realize you’ve just had sex with the sexiest person you will ever have sex with ever, and he turns to cavalierly go, and the hormonal, psychotic part of your brain clicks in and tells you, “DON’T LEAVE ME! YOU MAY NOT BE SO BRIGHT, BUT YOU CAN NEVER LEAVE ME!” and you being chasing after him, literally, out your door and down the street, he will be able to outrun you. In the end, this will probably be for the best.