Labor Day fast approaches. Which it means it's time for me to be depressed that I didn't go to the beach as many times as I promised myself I would. Blah. Summer never really unfurls in the idyllic way it does in my mind. But there is one place where summer is always perfect. Stock Photo Land! What the hell is this woman so happy about? That she has the world's largest straw hat? Screw her! Let's take our end-of-summer angst out on these stock photo models who, apparently, had a way better summer than the rest of us. Assholes.