I've made it pretty clear that I have nothin' against public displays of affection, so long as they are not done in the company of friends, family, or colleagues. One thing I can always support is celebrities makin' out in public, especially when they're caught on camera. Not everyone agrees. Katherine Heigl told Ryan Seacrest that she was recently getting hot and heavy with her husband, Josh Kelley, in their hot tub -- "it was so PG," she assured Seacrest -- when a neighbor popped out of nowhere and started screaming at the couple.

"He starts screaming at us to go inside," Heigl said, "And I'm like, 'I've had it. I've had enough of this. This is ridiculous. It's harassment, and I'm calling the police.'" Heigl and Kelley didn't even bother putting on clothes when the cops arrived and delivered their side of the story, clad only in their swimsuits. Let this be a lesson to us all -- PDA is not a crime!

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