It's a Snuggie for his c**k! So he can keep his hands free and his nuts toasty while watching "A Christmas Story." Brilliant! [$8.60 Adult Holiday Gifts]
Is it a boy? A girl? A potato?
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.