There's a lot of beautiful weirdos out there. And a lot of them sell crap on Etsy. Specifically, we're talking about the strange amalgam of celebrity-oriented craftery that's available on Etsy. Need an R. Kelly prayer candle? Yeah, we've got one. A wine glass etched with the glorious visage of Julia Roberts? Of course you do. All that and more can be found by wading through the thick muck of Etsy sellers.