There's a lot of beautiful weirdos out there. And a lot of them sell crap on Etsy. Specifically, we're talking about the strange amalgam of celebrity-oriented craftery that's available on Etsy. Need an R. Kelly prayer candle? Yeah, we've got one. A wine glass etched with the glorious visage of Julia Roberts? Of course you do. All that and more can be found by wading through the thick muck of Etsy sellers.
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.