How To Avoid Huge Ships, by John Trimmer
Reader Review: "When I first read this book, I thought what a waste of time. That was until that dreadful night. My friend was out deep sea fishing, and a huge ship came out of nowhere. My friend never heard of this book, and thought the best course of action was to roll over and play dead. Well, the first ship pulled up, smelled him, and kept boating away. The second, HUGE ship, however, never stopped. It plowed into him, killing him instantly. If only he knew to move left and right, his life could of been saved. R.I.P. Friend."