St. Patrick's Day commemorates a hero who rid Ireland of a snake problem back in the day. Yet, in modern times, it seems to be more about bringing out the snakes -- the trouser snakes, that is. Maybe it's the green beer that gets everyone horny, but look at this handmade Lecherous Leprechaun. Even a friggin' doll has lost its pants for Patty's Day! While we're not sure why any man, let alone a mythical one, would be wearing a shamrock g-string, that certainly hasn't stopped business from trying to cash in on this holiday in some equally freaky-deaky ways. So check out just how many hilariously sexy seasonal items are around to press the luck of the Irish.