Ashton Kutcher

Ashton Kutcher

The young lady with “Ashton Kutcher I love you, love is forever fan love you” tattooed on her back tweeted the above photo of her ink at the “Two and a Half Men” star, writing, ”This is a way of expressing my love for @aplusk.” Ashton’s response? “All I can say is wow.” I suspect he had much more to say to his lawyer when he called him about getting a restraining order. (I kid, but seriously, Ashton, you might want to consider it.) At least he didn’t point out that the sentiment doesn’t even make complete sense; after all, it’s too late for that now.