Jessica Simpson

John Mayer went a little too far in gushing to Playboy about how amazing Jessica Simpson is in bed. "Yeah, that girl is like crack cocaine to me... Sexually it was crazy. That's all I'll say. It was like napalm, sexual napalm ... Have you ever been with a girl who made you want to quit the rest of your life? Did you ever say, 'I want to quit my life and just f**kin' snort you? If you charged me $10,000 to f**k you, I would start selling all my shit just to keep f**king you.'" Perhaps Eric Johnson isn't with her for the money, but for another perk? Related: Jessica Simpson Cannot Be That Good In Bed