See that dinosaur on the beach? Ladies and gentleman, allow me to introduce you to KING OF GORE, a newly discovered tyrannosaur that was a predecessor of the infamous T. Rex. Lythronax argestes, as it's known by paleontologists, literally means "Gore King from the Southwest," and was unearthed in Utah. I've always had a thing for dinos, but King of Gore renewed my interest. I mean, talk about a bad ass name! SO METAL. I was so inspired by King of Gore's discovery that I decided to peruse the web for dinosaur-friendly fashions. Dinos are not just for eight-year-old boys, dammit.
SPOILER ALERT: No matter what happens, WE ALL LOSE.