It's hard to find the perfect beach-worthy bathing suit no matter what shape or size you are. But even though 90 percent of commercials with bikini-clad girls feature busty babes, I feel like they're wearing mythic swimsuits. When I try to squeeze my double-D's into a spandex two-piece, it's usually a scary moment I'm glad I experience in the privacy of a dressing room. And really, what's the point of having big tatas if you can't show them off in a swimsuit? But this year, I will not limit myself to that default black one I got at a specialty store. This year, my chi-chis will rule in a colorful suit made for Chesty McBoobs like me.
Pretty sure Miley planned to free her nipple though.
Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are house-hunting in London so that Ange can continue to pursue her career in politics. You know what I just realized? Angelina Jolie is the female equivalent of George Clooney, except with more actual political experience.
She’s been working with the United Nations for 14 years with…