What do you think you're looking at here? No, seriously. A slit of exposed thigh skin, on a woman wearing a short mini skirt and thigh-highs? No? A carton of eggs? Why yes! This is an example of how food -- or, really, anything -- can be photographed to look, uh, more suggestive than it actually is. But sometimes nature is the one with the pervy mind. Click through this slideshow to see some rather obscene food.