Boobzies Noelle
Take it from me, she doesn’t want a boobie beer cozy, cleverly called a Boobzie. However, for laughs I suggest you visit Boobzie’s website and read the personality profile for every Boobzie. Boobzie Noelle’s hobbies are listed as “Standing under mistletoe. Practicing being surprised. Strip caroling.” She received her degree in “Elfonomics with a minor in sledding.” Good stuff. [$8.95 Boobzie]

