The interwebs were in a tizzy when Ashley Greene, who plays sweet Alice in the "Twilight" movies, was seen shopping at the erotic boutique Coco de Mer. So why was it such a ZOMGbigdeal? Because Ashley is dating Joe Jonas, who has always claimed to be saving himself for marriage and wears a purity ring. And if Ashley and Joe are, like, keeping things pure, then why was she daring to even look at lingerie and a book of Kama Sutra sex positions? The real story, of course, is that Ashley didn't exactly buy anything.