Ladies, if you want to wear granny panties, boy shorts, period undies, sexy thongs, go for it. A woman's panties are her business, and if we're being honest, guys don't notice them anyway. The most you'll get is a "Hey those are cute, can I take them off now?" And that's on a good night, when you're wearing the ones without the holes. However; there are a few types of panties that will catch his attention, but not necessarily in a good way. I'm fairly certain that these eyeball panties aren't going to get you the kind of reaction you want. Actually, he'll probably run away screaming. These exist somewhere. And someone wears them -- I'm hoping only at Burning Man. Click on through to see more undies you probably shouldn't wear.