The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show won't air on television until December 10, so if you're the type of person that likes to see the looks live for the first time (do those people exist?), SPOILER ALERT. Sexiness is in the eye of the beholder, to be certain, but if these over-the-top outfits are the brand's idea of sexy, well, all's fair in lingerie and war. This year's themes were "British Invasion," "Birds of Paradise," "Parisian Nights," "Shipwrecked," "Snow Angels," and "PINK Network." Sure, fine, but let's see how they did! Here are just 13 of the many, many VS looks that made us go, what? …
Bonus points for that brow cred.
Exceptions made for Josh Duggar, who need only write a note of apology to Jesus H. Christ.
Somebody call the wahmbulance.