The world was left shocked -- stunned! flabbergasted! agog! -- when George Clooney suddenly turned his back on decades of enthusiastic bachelor-dom and proposed to girlfriend Amal Alamuddin. But as you might expect of the woman who managed to get the Cloons to settle down, Alamuddin may not be famous, but she's anything but ordinary. The British international lawyer and human rights activist has worked with such high-profile clients as Wikileaks Julian Assange and is fluent Arabic, French and English, NBD. I would go as far as to say she's actually way out of Clooney's league, but whatever, he has a dope estate on Lake Como, so have at it, girlfriend.