13 Apps Perfect For Weirdos Like Us
I'm just going to quote the app store: "The first true office equipment simulator, SimStapler brings all of the thrill and excitement of a 'real' stapler right to the palm of your hand." I don't know if thrilling or exciting are the adjectives I would use to describe staplers, but there is definitely something captivating about the act of stapling. More from the app store: "It has been said that it is humanity’s imagination that sets us apart from the beasts of the field. Now, your children can learn to be more human by imagining they are stapling two sheets of paper together, with SimStapler." I want to meet the person who wrote this copy.