Hiccup Begone

When I get the hiccups, they're so loud that, in high school, I used to get sent out of the classroom. Hiccup Begone is a circus-themed app that tours you through a sideshow of ten scientifically proven ways to get rid of those annoying hiccups. The circus theme makes me love it even more because I happen have a circus obsession. Someone should make an app called "Freak Me," which turns you into a sideshow freak. Can someone who knows how to do those things please do that?