Can you believe Brett Favre texted naked photos of himself to women? I’m just sorry he doesn’t have my phone number. Kidding! Kinda. Let's face it, we know Favre is hardly the first ripped sportsman to photograph his MVP (most valuable penis). Just like we rounded up rock star and actor penis stats, we’ve got all the dirty deets on athletes! And yes, the censor stars you are about to see need to be that big.