We're convinced that extreme sex positions were created to make us common folk feel like we are failing at sexual intercourse and therefore, life. We're all for adventure and experimentation in the bedroom, but does that have to involve getting penetrated while standing on your head? We think not. Considering that the longest we've ever held a headstand in yoga class was for, oh, about five breaths (and that was while balancing against the wall after months of practice), we don't think we'll be engaging in upside-down-sex anytime soon. Unless we have years to train for it. Maybe Sting and Trudie can pull it off, but the rest of us are laughing our asses all the way to Missionary.
Click through to see a breakdown of sexual positions that we know are completely impossible and why. You're not fooling us, Kama Sutra!
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