Spawn: Shiloh Jolie-Pitt
Hype Level: 11
How They're Dealing: The kid had cover stories in every major magazine before she crowned. Luckily, she turned out the be as rad a celebu-spawn as possible. Meaning, she's a bit odd, but embracing the hell out of it with the full support of her parents. She is known for her boyish style and love of dead birds. I can't wait until she grows up.