Spawns: Dem Babies (Monroe and Moroccan Cannon)
Hype Level: 5 (mostly self-generated)
How They're Dealing: We thought Mariah Carey was pregnant for like three years before she was, so when she announced she was having twins, we were nonplussed. But she proceeded to paint her belly and tweet the photos. I think these kids are going to hate their parents before they can even speak.