Tyra Banks

Who She Is: Supermodel and "America's Next Top Model" HBIC.
Why She's an Awesome Weirdo: Okay, while Zooey D. may think of herself as a weirdo even though she's totally square, it's Tyra who considers herself totally normal who is actually a complete weird beard. Think about it: The smize-ing, the "pot ledom", the over-the-top histrionics? She's a secret weirdo you guys!