I'm not going to try to conceal it: Shia LaBeouf creeps the shit out of me. For starters, his name reminds me of an un-choice cut of beef, hence this picture of him in a cow costume. I couldn't help myself. I realize this is not a legit reason to dislike a person I've never met. So let me dig deeper. I am irked by things he says -- the way he overshares about his exes, his mother, his colleagues, his life in general. The man is bizarre. For instance, just this week he was talking about his plans for the future:
“Me and my girlfriend are getting ready to build an aquaponics farm up in Cambria. Aquaponics is the future, dude. Aquaculture is the study of fish, and then hydroponics is the study of plants growing without soil. So when you marry those two things you wind up with an ecosystem. Say you get a big tankful of 12 catfish and on top of it you put a floaty device that has holes in it. And you take a cup and poke a hole in that cup and put a seed in that cup and put it on top of that water. That will give you fruit forever and fish forever. You never have to change the water. It’s amazing and it’s not seasonal, so say you’re growing cucumbers in a warehouse in the winter, that’s money!”
See what I mean? The concept of aquaponics seems great and very eco -friendly and all, but did he have to use the phrase "that's money?" Oh, Shia. Click through for some of the most notorious Shia quotes and judge for yourself. [Evil Beet Gossip]
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